I’ve seen opinions across the spectrum on the artistic merit of Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s The Gates. For my part, I wonder why nobody has looked at this installation as anything other than artwork. Why haven’t they asked themselves the question: What does The Gates mean for sports in Central Park?

The Gates provide a perfect venue for Olympic and other sports. Add a mallet, and you’ve got croquet. Add a frisbee, and you have a wicked frisbee golf course. For the winter games, there is potential as part of a slalom course. (Achieving a great enough elevation drop would be a challenge. Empty the Resevoir?). Similarly, summer sports such as mountain bike slaloms seem made for The Gates. Tell the artists what you think of this idea, or just go out there and try a sport today. Remember — they’re your gates too.